Nimrod

"Nice Guys Finish Last"

Nice guys finish last.

You're running out of gas.

Your sympathy will get you left behind.

Sometimes you're at your best, when you feel the worst.

Do you feel washed up, like piss going down the drain

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane.

I'm so fucking happy I could cry.

Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you.

I never knew you were such a funny guy.

Oh nice guys finish last, when you run out of gas.

Don't pack yourself in a bag, you might break your spine.

Living on command.

You're shaking lots of hands.

Kissing up and bleeding all your trust, taking what you need.

Bite the hand that feeds.

You lose your memory and you got no shame.

"Hitchin' A Ride"

Hey mister, where you headed?

Are you in a hurry?

I need a lift to happy hour.

Say oh no.

Do you brake for distilled spirits?

I need a break as well.

The well that inebriates the guilt.

1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.

Fermented salmonella poison oak no

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Troubled times, you know i can not lie.

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!

"The Grouch"

I was a young boy that had big plans.

Now I'm just another shitty old man.

I don't have fun and I hate everything.

The world owes me, so fuck you.

Glory days don't mean shit to me,

I drank a six pack of apathy.

Life's a bitch and so am I.

The world owes me, so fuck you.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.

I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.

I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat.

Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad.

I'm always rude. I've got a bad attitude.

The world owes me, so fuck you.

The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up.

I don't have sex `cause i can't get it up.

I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch.

The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.

I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.

I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

I was a young boy that had big plans.

Now I'm just another shitty old man.

I don't have fun and I hate everything.

The worlds owes me, so fuck you.

Glory days don't mean shit to me,

I drank a six pack of apathy.

Life's a bitch and so am I.

The world owes me, so fuck you.

The world owes me, so fuck you.

The world owes me. So Fuck You.

"Redundant"

We're living in repetition.

Content in the same old shtick again.

Now the routine's turning to contention,

Like a production line going over and over and over, roller

coaster.

Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice.

I'm speechless and redundant.

'Cause I love you's not enough.

I'm lost for words.

Choreographed and lack of passion.

Prototypes of what we were.

Went full circle 'til I'm nauseous.

Taken for granted now.

Now I waste it, faked it, ate it, now i hate it.

Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice.

I'm speechless and redundant, 'cause I love you's not enough.

I'm lost for words, now I cannot speak.

"Scattered"

I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor.

Reminds me of the times we shared.

Makes me wish that you were here.

Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life.

All the songs have been erased.

Guess I've learned from my mistakes.

Open the past and present.

Now and we are there.

Story to tell and I am listening.

Open the past and present.

And the future too.

It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you.

Loose ends tied in knots.

Leaving a lump down in my throat.

Gagging on a souvenir.

Lodged to fill another year.

Drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds.

Leaving myself wide open.

Living out a sacrifice.

If you got no one and I've got no place to go, would it be alright?

Could it be alright?

"All The Time"

All the time, every time I need it.

What's the time?

I'd say the time is right.

Here's to me.

Let's find another reason.

Down the hatch and a bad attitude.

Salud.

Wasting time

Wasting time down a bum fuck road.

And I don't know where the heck it'll go.

Heirlooms and huffing fumes, and I'm picking up the pace

and I'm gonna smash straight into a wall.

All the time.

A "New Year's Resolution"

How soon that we forget.

Doing time.

Loving every minute.

Live it up on another let down.

Salud.

Promises, promises, it was all set in stone, cross my heart and hope to die.

Sugar fix, dirty tricks and a trick question.

Guess i should have read between the lines.

Having the time of my life, watching the clock tick.

All the time, where did all the time go?

It's too late to say goodnight.

Time flies when you're having fun.

Time's up when you work like a dog.

Salud.

"Worry Rock"

Another sentimental argument and bitter love.

fucked without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud.

Yelling at brick walls and punching windows made of stone.

The worry rock has turned to dust and fallen on our pride.

A knocked down dragged out fight.

Fat lips and open wounds.

Another wasted night and no one will take the fall.

Where do we go from here?

And what did you do with the directions?

Promise me no dead end streets

And I'll guarantee we'll have the road.

"Platypus (I Hate You)"

Your rise and fall

Back up against the wall

What goes around is coming back and haunting you

It's time to quit

Cause you ain't worth the shit

Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

No one loves you and you know it

Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care

Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want

to hear.

Cause I hate you

Cause I hate you

Cause I hate you

Cause I hate you

I heard your sick

Sucked on that cancer stick

A throbbing tumor and a radiation high

Shit out of luck

And now your time is up

It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,

dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY

Red eye, code blue

I'd like to strangle you

And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull

When you go down

Head first into the ground

I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave

"Uptight"

I woke up on the wrong side of the floor.

Made, made my way through the front door.

Broke my engagement with myself.

Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.

The future just ain't what it used to be.

I got a new start on a dead end road.

Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows.

Owe, I paid off all my debts to myself.

Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.

The future's in my living room.

Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun.

All night, suicide's last call.

I've been uptight all night.

I'm a son of a gun.

Uptight I'm a nag with a gun.